I need you to back up and go farther!

Oh wait what? I can't hear anything because my ears are choked with HAPPINESS!!! I know I seem sour at times, but I have secret happys stashed all over town!

Bring a smile

Everyone should be happier than me! I insist that you quit your moping and enjoy the great gift God has blessed upon ya. You don't know what suffering is until you've died and gone to half-hell and then been told by regretful durmons (half-demons) that it's not quite time.

Every day is a treasure of wealthitude, the kind that you shouldn't bury for later. If your face can't take a smile, trade it in and fuck yourself pretty!!!!!!

I swore I would always be happy, last year, and have broken that oath a few times. Once it was because a clever man took advantage of me (not sex) and I wanted him to (not sex) and that pissed my shit off!!!! (not sex)

You are only as kind as your shit is to the toilet--another important fact!

I'm trying to tell you that I hate you all

A marksman fights with accuracy, patience, and the ever-increasing knowledge that his skills will get him killed in a real fight!

Smelling fine! It's the feeling I have trouble with!

Good day everyone! I'm happy to report that I am typing this on a Portable Device!

You don't know how fucking tired this manes me!

I have no need for your ungrateful fish!

LET'S TRY THIS NEW SHIT OUT NOW!

OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW!

CAPS LOPS!!!

MY BUTTON IS BROKEN BUT I AM SO EXCITED TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE THAT I CAN'T STOP TYPING.

I THINK YOU ARE ALL A PIECE OF MAGIC AND WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL AS SPECIAL AS YOU WANT TO BE! SOME OF YOU MAY WISH TO BLEND IN WITH THE CROWD AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IS OK WITH ME! MOI! I!

I'M GONNA TAKE SOME TIME to try to

Hey! Caps lock is fixed!

YOU SEE????

MAGIC!!!!!!!! (not caps lock)

WHAT A GREAT WORLD I SEE!!!!

OH I BROKE IT AGAIN

I

YOU

CAPS?

FUCK FUCK

At the corners of my mind

All of this dumbfuckery has got to stop today you punchfaces.