Bring a smile

Everyone should be happier than me! I insist that you quit your moping and enjoy the great gift God has blessed upon ya. You don't know what suffering is until you've died and gone to half-hell and then been told by regretful durmons (half-demons) that it's not quite time.

Every day is a treasure of wealthitude, the kind that you shouldn't bury for later. If your face can't take a smile, trade it in and fuck yourself pretty!!!!!!

I swore I would always be happy, last year, and have broken that oath a few times. Once it was because a clever man took advantage of me (not sex) and I wanted him to (not sex) and that pissed my shit off!!!! (not sex)

You are only as kind as your shit is to the toilet--another important fact!

I'm trying to tell you that I hate you all

A marksman fights with accuracy, patience, and the ever-increasing knowledge that his skills will get him killed in a real fight!